4 Times Nearly Fooled: A Vanity Press Story

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A Vanity Press Story

The journey to having your book published can be short or (exceptionally) long. Your hopes will rise and fall the stock market, but you must watch out for those who wish to crash those hopes. Those who make half full promises and sometimes deliver nothing but an empty bank account. I'm speaking of vanity presses. This is how I was nearly fooled four times into publishing with them. I'll also provid their names.

1.Page Publishing

I was introduced early in my publishing journey to a vanity press by way of a tv commercial. I thought it was odd that publisher need one but was ignorant of how it all worked at the time. It didn't take long after submitting that my hopes flew to the skies to find out my story was to be published. And then I was sent several items in the mail about the publisher. One unfolded in such a way that it formed an uneven cross. I still wasn't deterred and soon sent my manuscript by email. I found out soon after that to recoup their money until I earned out the publisher wanted $900 a month. My face went white and I immediately withdrew before more damage could be done. And for a few months after the publisher kept call to convince me to reconsider. I held my ground. No thanks.

2. Something and Other Publishing (Please forgive my memory of this one. They had weird name.)

The second time a publisher tried to loop me in was during what is called Pitmad. A pitch contest on Twitter requiring a few lines to describe your story. I caught a publisher's attention, but they weren't your average press/ They also weren't a vanity press that charged money. They had one request and that was  drumming up excitement for a novella I had pitched. The novella came close at one point to earning me an agent, but was ultimately unsuccessful. With this second scammer as I began to understand they were, votes for my novella needed earned. Votes equaled what the publisher was willing to do for me. I needed over seven hundred just for them to read the darn thing. I went so far as to hand out homemade business cards to remind people where to vote. Two people followed through and the rest likely threw the cards away. Again, I had to pull out of what was thought to be an opportunity.

3. Armand Rucci (He was a standalone publisher that contracted out to others for edit and such)

I entered another Pitmad years later. I decided to pitch my most recently completed manuscript and the novella. A man with his own publishing company showed interest. Red flags rose quickly from giving me two days to make a decision to his website. The red flags rose as fast as his wish to publish me. I was again asked to put up money but this time it was $1500. I had the money. I was feeling desperate at this point and the year had been rocky. With a gut feeling that said this guy is no good I said no.

4. Austin Macauley

The final time a vanity press nearly fooled me was this year. I had submitted to them after four years of work on the same manuscript. I sent them the whole thing. A week or so later I heard negative whispers about them. I retracted my manuscript. The kicker is for some god awful reason I changed my mind and resubmitted. November came. I received a 'Yes' after several rejections. And then I read the contract. It said because I didn't have a previous record of publication that I needed to contribute to the production of my manuscript. The starting price was $3,000. It wasn't even seven two hours later and I decided to send them a polite NO.